Sex buddy in Maine

Open just about anything ! Seek bi/curious friend(s) for long term fun.

My ideal lady is the following: she's ~35 & up; she's blunt, easy going, and affectionate; she has a sense of humor and likes to laugh.

Hence the stupid profile name!

I'm a short, chubby lady with a natural beard looking for some new experiences with women I do prefer older women, but I'm open as long as you have a dick, you're my ideal person.

I do like to have a drink every so often and let loose and have fun, but typically I am pretty healthy and like to take care of me.I am looking to explore my passion and desires. I want to plunge into the crazy abyss of passion, love and tenderness with you. Slightly overweight naked women. Laid back, hard working, and love to laugh!! Doesn't take themselves to seriously would be good as well. I also like most activities sexual and/or kinky.

Not against partying once in a while. Im a 6'5 male looking for females or couples.Im Disease free and looking for the same..Also i can be discreet if the situation calls for it. Should like the oldies, chick flics, and going on long or short drives in a pickup truck or a tractor-trailer. Very high sex drive, looking make some friends. I'm open to new possibilities.

I am wanting to meet with a lady older than me but it's okay if you're a little thick;) I will try anything once :).

Athletic and career driven, looking for casual meets, ONS, FWB, or open to partnership (ENM). Older women. Casual meet-ups a bit of fun along the way really, if you have a blackberry add or if not just message me haha cheeeeers :). I love full figure women with hips ans a nice Ass. I'm shy and sometimes that makes me awkward.

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Let's this King appreciate a true Queen I enjoy the satisfaction of taking a woman to that sexual high Love to earn the respect of a woman, so I can be worried to Dominate her. Looking for someone to spend time and having a good time together. Not emotionally available atm. About me very as you would expect a great sense of humour and be honest and reliable.

Ready to feel the full submissive experience (with some exceptions). Looking for someone to bloom with in and out of the bedroom. Horny girls Arroyo Grande. Someone with a good sense of humour that just wants to have a FWB.

Looking to explore the scene.

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